Position: Chief Mindfucker Likes

• Ruminating on the universal consequences of wave-particle duality according to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle
• Poutine

Dislikes

• PEDOS

Position: Deputy of world-shattering operations Likes

• Choosing a nickname that reminds them of farts
• eating expired food (unrelated)

Dislikes

• PEDOS

Position: Dispenser of 404 Likes

• Worshipping Duolingo's passive aggressive reign of terror
• toasters with a bagel function

Dislikes

• PEDOS

Position: Consultant in terror Likes

• Feeding the ever growing and all-consuming void within
• Watching cats drink milk

Dislikes

• PEDOS